- Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
- Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
- Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
darren criss has a song about periods, yay!
it’s called the menstrual minstrel